Besides Boeing Jets, Indonesia - US trade deal to also include Trump merchandise
- 100% Hoax
- Jul 18
- 2 min read
JAKARTA, WASHINGTON — In the recently announced trade deal, President Trump announced that Indonesia will not only purchase 50 Boeing jets and $15 billion in U.S. energy but also a hefty haul of Trump-branded merchandise as part of a landmark tariff-free agreement. The deal, hailed by Trump as “the greatest trade deal, maybe ever,” includes thousands of MAGA hats, Trump hotel and golf course vouchers, and $40 Trump beer buckets, all sourced directly from www.trump.com and www.trumpstore.com. President Trump also revealed that Indonesia will also acquire his personal Tesla, which he’s eager to offload following a highly publicized spat with Elon Musk. Trump claimed that the sale is part of a strategic move to counter the growing presence of Chinese BYD cars in the Indonesian market. Not stopping there, Trump Store, which sells pickleball sets, is now venturing into the trendy world of Padel, a sport gaining traction in Indonesia, with plans to produce Trump-branded Padel rackets. “Padel and these Trump Padel rackets are gonna be huge in Indonesia, folks. Better than badminton, soccer and online gambling, believe me,” Trump boasted.
"Padel and these Trump Padel rackets are gonna be huge in Indonesia, folks. Better than badminton, soccer and online gambling, believe me."
The deal will also include Trump in-flight magazines, set to grace the seat pockets of Garuda Indonesia’s potential new Boeing fleet, courtesy of a possible investment from Indonesian firm Danatara.
At a press conference in Washington, Trump outlined the deal’s perks: "U.S exports to the Indonesian market will indeed be tariff free. Certain U.S exports will also include free delivery fees, easier custom and import license requirements for local businesses to purchase, and unlimited quotas." When a reporter asked if this applied to his merchandise, Trump answered, "Yes" while holding his Trump-branded Padel racket.
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